A Los Angeles man gave himself away during an L.A.P.D. police lineup. When each man was asked to repeat the words, “Give me all your money or I’ll shoot,” the man shouted, “Hey, that’s not what I said!”

Twas the Night before Christmas and all through the region
Our customers were enjoying the holiday season
We took extra care to seal nice and tight
Every crack, every crevice, and hole within sight
No spiders, no termites, no earwigs or rats
No roaches, no fleas, no bedbugs or bats
When Saint Nick’s Sleigh landed it was easy to tell
At this customer’s house… he’d ring the doorbell!
So take if from Santa who’ll quickly attest
When it comes to keeping the critters out
National’s the best!

Merry Christmas!

(DIY PEST MANAGEMENT TOOLS)

“What can I buy to get rid of my ants?” (Or sometimes it’s termites, spiders, mice, rats….you get the point!) That’s the plea that I hear time and time again as I travel throughout southside Virginia. I’m actually convinced that there are people out there on a endless quest to get free advice directly from a pest professional. In Danville, I recently witnessed a driver as she performed a u-turn in the middle of a busy intersection in an effort to hunt me down and ask which miracle product would solve all of her pest problems. Of course I resisted my initial urge to convince her that she had to perform some sort of wacky voodoo ritual in her front yard in her underwear. Instead, I spared her the agony of a mental health commitment by explaining that she could save money and solve all of her pest problems by calling National!

But, for all of you doubters out there who are convinced that you can save money by attempting to solve your own pest problems, this is for you! Free pest control advice for all! Fire away! I’ll be patiently awaiting your emails! I’ll even put together a list of products and tools which we use regularly to tackle our customers’ pest problems. Of course, most of our best products are available to licensed pest management professionals only, but there are costly imitations readily available.

In all seriousness, my answer to this age-old question is always the same. Get National! Those who stop and ask me about pest products are often able to name a long list of over-the-counter home pest control products which have already been applied with little or no success. So, if you REALLY want to know which products to try, ask away! But if you want the cheapest and most effective solution, then call National! We’ve been doing this for a long time, we guarantee our work, and our prices are very reasonable. Save time and money and get rid of your pests! Leave the hard part to your local professionals since 1963! What are you waiting for? Schedule your free inspection now!